This part of the day bewilders me

Posted by
sevenyearitch



at

8/23/2007





Shit son I actually didn't update yesterday.Probably because I've been rocking out to The Weakerthans' Civil Twilight. Nobody out here seems to know about them, but I love my guys from the 'Peg. Even though I can't find a download for the song yet and can only watch this shitty quality video on YouTube. Still so good. I can't wait till I can find it and rock out on the bus.Or right my life lately.More Tom Work goodness. He really is my favorite. PLEASE DONT TOUCH MASTER CHIEF.I really think we have too much fun with it, seriously.I'm so glad I work with him on Friday. Which is tomorrow. Another 12-hour work day? Shiiit. I don't even know what I was laughing about anymore. I just don't have lulz like these very often.I'm actually bitching at Peter about how my camera is fucking up constantly here. Oh Martha Stewart eat your goddamn heart out. Everybody better be cutting off their own limbs at my wedding. The gross part about this picture isn't that we're kissing. It's Peter's rapist moustache. EUGH.And now it's time to hate on Ottawa. Well, the Greater Ottawa Area.Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people?Every day I get calls from people asking for help, and the first thing I need to do is ensure that they are within our service area so nobody wastes their time. And at least a dozen times a day I get "oh well I live in Ottawa". And I say "okay so do you mean the Ottawa Center? Or do you live in a suburb of Ottawa?". And the web of lies starts because guess what No you don't fucking live in Ottawa. Seriously I almost threw down the fisticuffs with some old lady today who kept insisting that she did in fact live in OTC. No, you live fucking like two hours away. When I look up your mailing address on Canada 411 I don't see Mrs So And So in OTTAWA. No I see Captain Senile in AYLMER. I don't know how many times I have this same conversation and how many times it fucks up my dispatch every single day because everyone is so eager to live in OTTAWA. I don't understand what the big attraction is, but apparently you're the shit if you live there so everybody has to lie about it. So let me make something clear to you, all you amazing Ottawarians:Carlsbad Springs= Not OttawaWinchester= Not OttawaRussell= Not OttawaChelsea= Not OttawaNepean= Not Fucking OttawaAll those other little municipalities that are in the Greater Ottawa Area guess what: you're still not OttawaAND ESPECIALLY NOT AYLMER YOU DUMB CUNT= NOT OTTAWAFun fact: Hamilton is technically part of the GTA. But I don't say "I live in Toronto", because I don't. I live in Hamilton and I don't want to look like a douchebag when I say "...well technically I live in Hamilton...". Wherever your mailing address says you live is there you live you idiot, if it says Jupiter then you live on goddamn Jupiter and NOT IN OTTAWA.Fuck it makes me SO mad. Time for Spartan and tea!